Thursday, May 18, 2006

Psst: We Don't Really Care.

So, you may have noticed we haven't really been updating the site.

Well, we hate to break it to you, but you know, we just don't care about you. It's not to say we didn't get along. You loved us. We educated you. Really, a prosperous relationship all around. But you know, this whole thing hasn't really been working out for us. Because we just don't care about you.

It's nothing personal. Really. It isn't. But we'd like to live our lives, too. This doesn't mean all those whispered promises and songs will come to naught. It simply means that there will be some changes around here.

I hope we can still do our old thing some time. You know, we post, you comment. For old times sake. Maybe we can even be condescending to you again. That's always fun.

Anyway, things will work out the way they work out. Only we know the future, and we're not telling you or ourselves. In the meantime, we're not really sorry for all the pain and sorrow we may have caused you. But we'll acknowledge it's there. Just for you.

This isn't goodbye. We just don't have time for you right now. If we come back crawling out of boredom or abandonment, try and forget this for us, ok?

Thanks. I'm glad we had this talk.


Blogger Kevin said...

This is, of course, all George Bush's fault. He did this to us.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Vivian said...

i'm highly disappointed in kevin. no doubt he was sleeping or doing his weird-i-will-scar-you-for-the-rest-of-your-lives dance instead of posting. i thought it was supposed to be a DAILY exercise in cynicism

well i wouldn't have bothered to read anyway (because i really don't care) except for kevin's away message commanded me to read his blog.

11:58 PM  
Anonymous ari said...

:D this in itself shows you care
if you really didnt care, you wouldn't have posted anything at all . . .

12:20 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Or you could be the one satirical writer who hasn't eventually driven me insane with too much hyperbole and iron fused from a galaxy's worth of hydrogen.

12:24 AM  

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