Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Mission Statement

We are so much better than you, we don't need to tell you our mission nor do you need to know. Peon. But don't start thinking we don't have a mission just because we're not going to tell you. You trust us, of course. Because we're better than you.

Seeing that you lowly tools have an infinitesimal attention span, we will now divert your attention away from our refusal to state our mission by singing the theme from New York, New York. And by us, we mean both of us. Now isn't that patriotic?


Blogger dus7 said...

It's a start... so what are you going to do with this?

Satire is good.

12:29 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

It would ruin all the fun if we told you now, wouldn't it?

We have big plans and it will evolve as it grows.

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhat like pie?

5:12 PM  

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