Sunday, January 01, 2006

Have a Mediocre New Year!

I'd wish you a happy new year, but stastically speaking, that's highly improbable. Heck, even mediocre is a stretch, but I'm feeling generous. Let us take a moment to reflect on this past year, this two thousand and fifth year of the Common Era.

The Year in Review: 2005 at a Glance
  • Stuff blew up.
  • Hurricane. The Big One.
  • People blew stuff up.
  • Earthquake. The Big One.
  • People blew other people up.
  • Tsunami. The Big One.
  • People got blown up and died.
  • Flu pandemic brewing. The Big One.
  • People got blown up and lived.
  • Iran wants weapons. The Big One.
  • Stuff blew up.
And the Rolling Stones still aren't dead yet.

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