How Not To Be A Sociopath

I hope you're having a wonderful(ly terrible) Doom and Gloomday. I interrupt the usual cancer-related bad news to instead bring you the breathtakingly inspirational story of John Ausonius, the Laser Man, which Nader was kind enough to point out to me but too lazy to write about himself. This Swedish serial killer (how often do you hear that?) may not seem like anything out of the ordinary (for a serial killer) at first, excepting that he's Swedish, but take note of his track record when it comes to, well, killing people. He shot thirteen victims, four of them in the head and many of them multiple times in the chest, and only managed to kill ONE. He does not deserve the title of serial killer. Serial injurer? No. Serial failure.

Our serial killers are clearly superior to their European counterparts. God bless America.